In a dramatic game of biological bingo, 32 Ugandan men found themselves hitting an unfortunate jackpot. Armed with hair and nail samples (strangely reminiscent of a witch’s brew), they navigated the convoluted corridors of bureaucracy, seeking answers and passport amendments. From clandestine DNA tests to media-inspired ‘paternity test fever,’ the saga unfolds, a tragicomic display of daddy dilemmas.